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faddy
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some latest quotes from the man of the moment :cool: :cool:

"the statue you choose to desecrate only depicts one of our leaders clones and is therefore of no significance"

"the american soldiers they dress like a boy band, if we were to play music then they would dance"

"you cannot see the iraqi people on the streets of baghdad, these are extras flown in from hollywood"

"the restaurant bomb does not concern our leader as the food was not so good and he was going to do a runner anyway"

"saddam hussein is not defeated he's just having a rest"

"it is a tradition in our country to declare your respect and love for another by bashing his image repeatedly with one of your slippers"

"we tease you infidels as real madrid teased manchester united, you just won't admit it"
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hahahah - asif u cannot be serious... im not lying i absolutely buzz of this geezer.. he should get his daytime chat show... he`ll make a million...
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yo bro i agree with u totally the guy is so hot i'm sure the americans can't wait to get him over there !!!
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and while on this topic.....

A new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the First Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
"Well, sir," replied the sergeant, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have the camel, Sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own urges, and asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants and had sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town."


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latest from CNN.....

Saddam Hussein's son comes home from shopping with everything in a cardboard box... His dad says: "Why have you brought the shopping home in a cardboard box, son?"

To which his son replies:

"Because there's no Baghdad"


:D :D :D :D
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and from FOXNEWS 24

' women in IRAQ have started to shave their pubic hairs in protest of the war

the slogans & chants now read as STOP THE WAR!!!
NO MORE BUSH !!!

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another great one from mr Sahaf

"We have killed thirty British troops... yes, THIRTY... with the help of our allies... the Americans"
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george lucas signs him up for the final star wars film....

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asif wrote:
latest from CNN.....

Saddam Hussein's son comes home from shopping with everything in a cardboard box... His dad says: "Why have you brought the shopping home in a cardboard box, son?"

To which his son replies:

"Because there's no Baghdad"


:D :D :D :D

Sounds like dialogue from Fox's upcoming sitcom, "In Da Bunker," where we watch as Saddam juggles parenthood and cruel dictatorship at the same time.

"Honey, I'm home!"
"How was your day, dear?"
"Same old, same old. Gassing, meeting, gassing, meeting, erect a statue of myself."
<canned laughter>

Anyone remember Saddam in "Hot Shots! Part Deux"? Hilarious movie.
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so this is where he is .....


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The Iraqi Information Minister has just issued a press release.

Here it is :

Eros, WEG, Videosound etc will one day in the future release the mother of all DVDs. It will use a decent source print, proper 5.1 sound and will not have disc rot after 2 plays.
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