Mr. Reshammiya has always gifted us some very interesting lyrics in his songs, but the following has got to take the cake. I ordain them the most stupid lyrics in Hindi film history. (Caught him singing it on a just as incomprehensible interview on Bollywood Hungama.) So here goes. The words are:

Zara nazrein milao Umrao Jaan.
Zara paas to aao Umrao Jaan.
Tujhe Dekha to jaage armaan.
Zara nazrein milao Umrao Jaan.
Zara paas to aao Umrao Jaan.
Tujhe Dekha to jaage armaan.
No touchy. No touchy.
No kissy. No kissy.

I'm just worried now that the end of days are soon upon us. For those interested in actually listening to this golden treasure - barf, puke - the link is as follows, and the song starts a little after the 13 minute mark. http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Interviews/MpZwDH66/3/Himesh-Reshammiya-Exclusive-Interview-Part-1.html

Those that are backing this guy financially, justify the thought that there is a market for everything.